amusing ourselves at Mr Ken ...



the intervals between each segment were so long and they tried to make it more interesting by having some 'games' ... it was another way of flogging off crappy-looking presents wrapped in dodgy-floral-printed wrapping paper.

the mc was probably the worst person they could have selected. mostly because she couldn't actually pronounce words very well. she had this lisp and to make matters worse, she had this indo-type accent. but i think she was the most entertaining part of the night!

a memorable quote : "both get gift !!" (after one of the 'games', where apparently everyone was a winner so there wasn't actually a point to the 'game').
she also said the gifts were from Chic & Chic, except what we heard was CHICKEN SHIT being screamed repeatedly, hehehe.

another memorable moment was when these girls were asked who they think would win and why. this particular girl who went up said she thought that JM would win. when asked why, she said "winner!" HAHAHAHA. gotta love fobs.

oh and the indo girl holding the prizes had these black sequins stuck on her forehead so it looked like it was one massive mole from far way. we only discovered that they were sequins cos we saw her standing not too far from us during the course of the night. and the entire time i was thinking: if you had a mole that large, wouldn't you get it surgically removed ?!!
(cos i do know of someone who has done that - this girl from my pri & sec school had this huge-ass mole on her face and she eventually got it surgically removed as it was the butt of many jokes)

some guys were ok, but the others were just horrible.
# there was one particular one who resembled a sexual predator, as in he had that kind of i-would-touch-you-many-times look
# another one had a nipple ring which made him even more unattractive
# one guy whose name was Romeo was everything but (i.e. scrawny, had an odd mouth and he was always chewing gum)
# a guy whom i thought was pretty hot, until he appeared in white jocks which showed how prominent his *ahems* were.
# haha oh and this guy who wore the wrong type of underwear. he was dressed up as a baseball player, so he had these weird silver silky pants on. anyhoo, he was obviously wearing boxers cos you could see his taters moving as he walked & there was even this little flap-type-thing going on. ewww. it was gross.

as you can tell, there were very few ok ones ... lol.
but i cant even tell you who won cos we didn't stick around to see the result. it got too tiresome towards the end so we left right after the last segment - the sleepwear one.

ok! well that was a very long entry. it was longer than i intended anyway, think i'm gonna go to bed soon. the beer i had at Belgian Beer Cafe has made me very very sleepy. although i'm quite proud of myself for surviving an entire day of work on about 5 hrs of sleep.
ok goodnight.